You'll be amazed to discover just how ready the clean-cut Westlife boys are to talk about all things rude and naughty!
So boys, when do you feel sexy?
Kian: Summer's always a good time on the beach when you're in shape and you come out of the seas and the water's falling off you...
Nicky: I feel sexy if i'm pleased with my outfit before going on stage - I just love that feeling.
Mark: I never feel sexy to be honest, sometimes I think I look better than other times but I never really feel sexy. Maybe I do sometimes and I just don't realise it. If i'm in an intimate situation with a girl then I feel sexy...heh-heh!
Do you have an outfit that makes you feel sexy?
Mark: I have'nt got one particular outfit that makes me feel sexy but I like long jaackets that cover up my ugly body! They're pretty sleak too, but its mainly 'cos they cover my fat belly!
Shane: I have'nt got one either, but I feel really nice in denim jackets. I love the old looking ones, if I could wear them all the time, I would!
Nicky: My leather trousers are my favourite. I've three or four pairs of leather trousers, two black ones, one blue snakeskin and a pair of bright yellow ones!
Who is the sauciest member of Westlife?
Nicky: I think that we're all probably pretty saucy in out own ways but we don't let anybody know about it, if you know what I mean!
Bryan: No way. Shane is the sauciest 'cos he loves Ketchup on his chips, heh-heh! Nah, I think its Shane 'cos he's the best one with the laydees.
Mark: Oh I thought I was the sauciest - only joking!
Shane: You wish!
Who talks about the laydees the most?
Nicky: Shane is probably the worst for spotting a girl and going "Wow, look at her!".
Shane: Nah, it's Mark - without a doubt! He does'nt stop talking about women, but then again he hasn't got a girlfriend, so he's allowed isn't he?
Kian: But Bryan wouldn't be far behind Shane though, would he? He's always spotting the birds!
Do you have a favourite part of your body?
Kian: Yeah, my eyes. Only 'cos people tell me they look good and if people tell me they look good, then they must be OK!
Nicky: My hands are the best part of my body, they're well cool. They are exactly the same as my sister's and brother's!
Shane: Me too. It's got to be my hands because a lot of have commented on how nice they are now, so I've come to quite like them!
Bryan: But I've got the biggest hands in pop so it can't be my hands! I'm quite keen on the backs of my ankles, heh-heh!
Mark: Between my big tow and the next toe down. It is just a very curvaceous and sexy part of my body, although not many people get to see it.
Have you ever been caught posing in the mirror by a girl?
Bryan: Yeah, our little sweetheart stylist just caught me posing ten minutes ago!
Shane: I've never been caught looking at myself in the mirror, even if I was I wouldn't be that bothered because in this business you have to look after your appearance, and you need to look respectable.
Nicky: Yeah, I know what you mean, I don't get caught posing by my girlfriend really. I don't stand there and pose and throw punches or anything. I just get ready and make sure that I look the best that I can before I leave the building. It's not posing! Call it vain if you like, but I just like to look the best that I can all the time!
Have you ever snogged more than one girl in 24 hours?
Bryan: I've snogged seven. Some mates and myself went to a club and we were egging each other on to snog as many as possible, it did'nt mean anything because they were all horrible.
Nicky: I had 11 girls one night back when I was 15! It was the night of my jumior exam results.
Shane: Four in one night. It's okay though, 'cos I was only 14. Me and my mates were just chasing the girld and kissing them - it was a laugh.
Kian: I kissed 15 in the night once, but I was only about 15 or 16 too!
Mark: I've never done anything that bad but......(We can't print that!)
Kian: Mark! I know loads of time when you've snogged two or three birds in one night!
Mark: (embarrassed) Yeah, maybe two or three but not 12 or anything.
Nicky: And he would have been the most recent to do something like that!
When was the last time you had a really nice kiss?
Bryan: A month ago in Gran Canaria with my girlfriend, Kerry. We had lots of nice kisses, but I'm sure everyone saw the pictures in New of the World.
Shane: I've had a couple of nice kisses. The last one was about six months ago with a girl I met, she was nice and had lovely lips!
Do you ever get embarrassed to show a girl your body?
Shane: Well I wouldn't stand naked in the street, but I'm not worried about showing a girl my body - if it was my girlfriend that wouldn't be a problem.
How many times do you think about ruderies in a day?
Mark: Every five seconds, heh-heh! No, maybe once every half-hour!
Kian: I'd say about five or six times a day!
Bryan: Every ten minutes, I can't get it off my mind me!
Shane: I'd say every five minutes - I'm the worst one in the band, well Mark and myself. It might be because I haven't got a girlfriend, but I think about rude things quite often anyway.
Nicky: Yeah, I'd say every five minutes for sure! (laughs)
Have you got a name for your rude bits?
Shane: No! Thats terrible! I'm not telling you what I call my rude bits! It's too rude for the TV Hits readers!
Bryan: My main rude bit is called Mike, as in microphone - don't ask!
Mark: Irish people have very blunt names for rude bits and they are too bad to mention.
Kian: Yeah! Mine called Tiger! I'm not telling you why!
Nicky: Mark's is.........(Sorry, it's far too rude readers!)
Ever worn a thong?
Kian: (shocked) No, never ever! Not even for a crazy dare! I don't have a girlfriend and if I did I definately wouldn't be trying on her thong either.
Nicky: Nup, me neither! Not that I remember anyway! But I would like to wear Liz Hurley's thong (cheeky grin)!
Shane: C'mon lads, when I horse ride I have to wear one occassionally! (all the other boys in fits of laughter!) Not the ones the go right in your bum cheeks like cheese wire though! I've also worn one for volleyball to protect my privates! They're not that bad, honestly!
Have you ever bought a nudie mag?
Bryan: Yeah I always buy them, they're brilliant! I don't read the features though, I just look at the pictures, heh-heh!
Shane: I've never bought one, but I'll have a look a the other lad's mags.
Nicky: I've never, never bought one! I swear to God that I never, never have! Don't look at me like that!
Kian: You told me you had them when you lived up in Leeds.
Nicky: No, the lads in Leeds used to have them!
Kian: I've bought them before.
Nicky: Yeah, I've seen him buy them at Heathrow Airport at three o'clock in the afternoon.
Mark: I've bought them too, but I usually rob ones that I find!
Nicky: I don't buy them regularly, though. Let's get that straight!
Do you ever get embarrassed watching nudie scenes with your parents?
Nicky: No way 'cos my dad is a legend and my mum is really, really cool as well. My dad would be chuffed for whoever was involved in it. My mum would just laugh.
Mark: I get really embarrassed and I would never feel comfortable even it was really simple stuff.
Shane: No, never! I used to but i'm not that bothered anymore. My parents wouldn't be embarrassed either - they're cool parents!
How did you learn about the birds and the bees?
Shane: I just knew, I don't know how. Maybe it was from my sisters, because I'm the youngest.
Bryan: I think it's more word of mouth, you know? When you're at school everyone talks about it, you just find out from them.
Nicky: Yeah, I learnt from my friends. My dad just asked me one day "What exactly do you know?" I told him and he said "Right, that's all you need to know then!" (laughs)
Mark: I sort of worked it out a bit myself and then I watched a nudie video with my cousins and that filled in all the blanks! My mum started telling me and said "Look mum, don't worry, I already know and I will be really safe. Thaat's all that matters!"
What girls' perfumes drives you mad?
Kian: Emporio Armani!
Nicky: Calvin Klein Eternity
Mark: I don't really know the smell of perfumes but I think that just the smell of a girl without perfume is great! Not like the smell of her armpitts or anything, but the smell of a clean girl! That shanpoo fresh smell!
Shane: Ermm..... Cool Water, and Dolce & Gabanna. I smelt Cool Water on a fan the other day and I though, umm....that's nice!
Bryan: Yeah, me too! I love Cool Water more though!
What does a girl have to do to catch your eye?
Shane: She must have amazing legs, wear a short skirt and really high heels. The legs are the really important part of it though - I love long sexy legs, they really do it for me.
Nicky: Just purely eye contact for me! Eyes are a window to a girl's heart....
Bryan: I prefer a girl in a tracksuit, I hate it when girls dress tartily, and I hate makeup. I just like girls that look natural.
Mark: Eyes and a smile do it for me! You can tell so much about what a person is about by looking at the kind of eyes they are giving you!
What accents get you hot under the collar?
Mark: Definately the English accent!! Like a normal English accent. I love the Liverpudlian accent and the London accents. I also love Spanish and Italian accents.
Nicky: I love Northern Ireland, Liverpool and the really posh English accent!
Kian: I like American accents. I like that "Ohmigod! Come over here!" type accent! I also really like the Australian accent - which is a great one!
Bryan: Liverpudlian! Always!