She's 4"10 in catsuit and skanky eyes
everybody was staring cos she ate all the pie
i should have known i was wrong
when i left her for a skinnier woman
they say you never miss the pie until its all gone

I guess i failed to love you
it's cos you eat so much pie.

Chorus:
Am i supposed to leave you now
when you're looking so fat
i can't believe you ate the whole takeaway
now i can't take you back
i just want you to get lost
i can finally eat pie without you
how am i supposed to leave you now
YOU BIG FAT COW!!!

loopy lyric by Kelly