Uptown donkey, he's been living in an uptown farm.
I bet he never met an uptown horse,
'Cos Shane took them all to his stable - to ride them all

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh......

And when he's eating, he's making, a funny noise,
And when he's sleeping, he still makes, that funny noise

He'll say i'm a crap farmer,
Just because, i prefer horses

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh......

Uptown donkey, he doesnt like that uptown farm
'Cos he wants to live with the gorgeous Shane
And all the horses with giant manes - cos he hates donkeys

loopy lyric by angel_d90