This is about the times when you get the cold and you feel really crap and the times when clatty people sneeze and snot all over you just because they have the cold and don't have the sense to wipe their nose!!
It's easy to catch the cold
It's harder to be snot-less
But I wanna go to bed
And sleep it all off.
If I ever sneeze too hard
If snot ever shoots right out
I hope I have the good sense
To buy 60 mansize
If a million hankies surround me
I want you to know
I'll always use the same hanky
Like snotty people
Always do
It's so common
Why don't they
Just change their hanky
'Cause it's good
It's for hygiene!