Goodbye to you my trusted fans
We've been abducted by aliens
They just swooped down and scoped us in
They've been downing bottles of gin
and scoffing chocolate pudding
Goodbye my fans we need to say:
That we will see you hopefully some day
Now that we are in the air
They think were stupid little bears
But ahaaaa were Westlife !
All our suits are all wrinkled and our hair is all a squiff.
Our stools have all gone , what shall we sit on
Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the sex god of the family
Whatever will women do now
Yes all five of us have gone
wonder how they'll get along
Goodbye Mama i'm gonna die
I just wanted to say bye bye
the little green men have captured me
little children everywhere
cry because westlife arn't there
All our suits are all wrinkled and our hair is all a squiff.
Our stools have all gone, what shall we sit on.
All our suits are all wrinkled and hair is all a squiff.
Our stylist would have a fit, at the sorry mess
H E L P ! (marks 'ahhh' bit)
Whats that i see outside the window
It must be a rescue mission from earth
I bet its rachel and adele
come to save the day again
bringing Westlife back to you
Hello to rachel and adele
These little superstars are here again
They bopped the aliens on the head
They came and rescued all of us
Now there on there way to bed
We are all still alive and were very gratefull
Our suits are all ironed and our hair has been brushed
We are now on our stools and singing in front of you
We've sang the wrong words so well go back to the old ones
Carry on with normal chorous