Poo on the floor in my bathroom
a hole inside my couch
i`m with my dog
the rooms are getting dirty, oh joy
I wonder how, i wonder why
i wonder where he is
i bet he`s drooling on my
shoes right now, oh joy
and oh my car...
he tore it all apart
Not to mention my girlfriend
who`s mysteriously gone.
So I say a little "F*&%!"
and hope my dream doesn`t suck
i want to have a cat
who`s better than my dog, oh yeah
over stools and tables, couch
he chases cat around the house
then i wouldn`t have to deal
with him all time...oh yeah
i try to clean, but hopelessly
i`m washing with shampoo
but i can`t stop to keep
my dog from stinking, oh joy
he eats too much, he eats my shoes
he`s drinking my good wine
he`s overweight
his stomach`s getting bigger, oh joy
and oh my bed...
he sleeps there every day
i want to see a clean
spot in my house, oh yeah
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So i say a little "F*&%!"
My "sweet" dog...