When You're Eating My Cat

She's a 6 foot 9 in cat suit and ugly eyes
Everbody was staring,
Couldn't believe that this girl ate flies
I should have sung her this song
When I left her with my kitty, but
They say you never drink the milk until it's gone, off

Yes! i failed to, clean up it's poo
And you're walking my dog tonight

Am I supposed to Iron my frog
When You're Eating My Cat
I can't believe it tastes like chicken
Now I can't take it back
Coz it came from Tesco's
And they don't take refunds
Am I supposed to iron my frog
When You're Eating My Cat

She's all dressed up in fur, yes I know!
Wanna squeeze her real tight
Grab my cat
But she won't let go!
Now I'm gonna sulk in the corner
Where just a week ago she was introduced to me
Oh what a huge fool I have been!

Yes! I failed to clean up it's poo
And you're walking my dog tonight

Am I supposed to iron my frog
When you're frying my cat
I can't believe it tastes like cabbages
Now I can't take it back
Coz it came from Tesco's
And they don't take refunds
Am I supposed to iron my frog
When you're frying my cat

I don't wanna new kitty
I don't even wanna fly
How am I supposed to walk my dog?
When your freezing my cat!
(Cat, cat, cat, cat...)

How'm I supposed to iron my frog?
I can't believe I told you yesterday
That I can't take it back, no refunds
They don't accept them at the market
How'm I supposed to walk my dog
When your cooking my cat?

How am I supposed to iron my frog?
When You're Eating My Cat? Oh Yes!
I can't believe it tastes like chicken
Now I can't take it back
Coz it came from tesco's, tesco's
And they don't take refunds
How am I supposed to iron my frog?
When You're Eating My Cat
How am I supposed to walk my dog?
When You're Eating My Cat
I can't believe it tastes like chicken
Now I can't take it back
Coz of Tesco's thing
You know, no refunds
Am I supposed to Iron my frog?
When You're Eating My Cat