Late last night I had some cream,
Mixed with baked potato,
Didnt need no margarine,
Tuna fish or heinz baked beans
in my dish.
Its my perfect meal,
And I call it my creamed up baked potato
Every time I have this meal,
It makes my buttocks start to squeal
with gas.
All the peas and pies and gravy
just cant compare to my creamed up baked potato.
Its my perfect meal,
Exclusive to my dish,
No you cant have it
'coz its my creamed up baked potato!
Shine on, creamed up baked potato,
Shine on, into my mouth,
Join up, with all the other food
Come out of my bum as a captains log.