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WESTLIFE IN THE YEAR 2070
by Louise Boje , Denmark


It’s the year 2070 and we’re in a centre for old people.

On the stage five old men are dancing as much as they can. It’s Westlife!

They’re singing all there old hits and all the fans they once had are there! Everybody still loves them and sing along(sadly all of them are so old that they can’t really remember the lyrics).

It’s the last Westlife concert for these five guys…but don’t be sad read on.

Bryan’s 10 children are there too!

9 girls and 1 one boy.

Bryan became the most loved man in the whole world and was president for a while.

He’s still married to Kerry even though he had a fling with a danish fan called Louise Boje.

Kerry’s back together with Atomic Kitten who kicked out Jennie because they found out she couldn’t sing.

Now Atomic Kitten sing at a death school….

Shane was married to Gillian for a while but found someone prettier when he turned 50….

Now he’s married to Hanna from S club 7.

He hasn’t got any children with Hanna, but he’s got a boy with Gillian as pretty as he once was. The boy sings like an angel and all the girls in his class faint when he walks by….

Nicky’s married to Georgina and has been for many years. They’ve lived together very happily and never really fought…

They have 3 children….two girls and one boy.

The boy licks his mouth all the time….don’t know why…I wonder who taught him that??

Kian’s not married but he lives with a sweet lady from a new English girlband…well it’s not new any more, but it was 30 years ago.

She's called Shelly….

The have two children together. A boy and a girl.

The boy plays piano and guitar as his father…just a lot better!

Then there’s Mark.

He never had a girlfriend because when he turned 29 everybody found out he was gay when they found him in a gaybar in Sligo making out with Stephen Gatley from Boyzone.

They now live together and are very happy. Mark did have one child with some swedish fan he slept with a long time ago. She never really liked him but wanted to be famous!

The boy he has, sometimes comes and visit his father.

He also sings. A lot louder than his father…

After Westlife released there Greatest hits album in 2002 they had great success around the whole world. Also in the USA. Everybody loved them and *Nsync got dropped by their record label because they couldn’t compete with Westlife.

The Westlife fever was everywhere and everybody loved them!

They keep having so much success and they felt sorry for Ronan Keating who had to stop singing because of a very very very sore throat, so they made him theire manager again to replaced Louis who sadly passed away…

Now the year is as I said early 2070 and Westlife has been through many things together.

They even spilt up for a while, but they missed each other and their fans so they made 10 more albums and had 32 more number one hits!

In total they released about 123 albums and had 798 number ones….the only two that didn’t get to number one were “What makes a man” and “Bop bop baby”….

Westlife are getting old and it’s hard for them to sing good anymore so that’s why a new band has been formed today.

The new Westlife….Younglife has been born.

The band members are the children of the Westlife boys.

Bryan’s boy who sings better and plays the el-guitar better than Bryan, Shane’s boy who sings like a angel, Kian’s boy who can write lyric and plays piano and guitar, Mark’s boy who sings louder than his father(that’s LOUD) and Nicky’s boy who like his mouth in the cutest way are the new Westlife and will sing all the old Westlife songs in newer versions and the fantastic Westlife we all once knew will live on forever and ever!