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My Heroes

...Lost in the middle of the Amazon Rainforest, the Westlife Whizzers come to the rescue of Helen, Steph and Gemma...or do they?!!

It was a sunny day on their dream holiday in Southern America.
Helen, Steph and Gemma were out sunbathing on the private beach they had hired.
“This lottery gag is cool!” Helen boasted.
“Yeah, I still can’t believe we won the jackpot!” Gemma was excited.
“This beach is great!” Steph added.
The girls had always wanted to go to Brazil to explore the Amazon rainforest.
“I can’t wait to see the Amazon!” Helen was getting excited.
“We’ll do that tomorrow ok, now lets get some sleep!” Steph suggested.
The girls walked back to the hotel, San Maria and slumped down in their five star beds!
They were soon fast asleep, ready for their expedition tomorrow, but little did they know things weren't going to go as smoothly as they wanted them to ……….

“I’m soooooo excited” Gemma screamed to herself.
“Calm down Gem, you have to listen to this!” Helen snapped.
“Hello, my name is Shurn, I will be your guide for today, if any of us stray, we will meet back here and send a search party.” Shurn began.” The Amazon rainforest is over 600 years old and somewhere deep in the forest are cures for many diseases. It is important that you don’t touch anything that you don’t know about.”
“This place is huuuuge!” Steph said while gazing up at the canopy.
The girls totally ignored Shurn’s instructions and were fascinated by the scenery.
“This is a very famous rock, it was used in the film ‘Indiana Jones and the temple of doom’, we will stop here for lunch.” Shurn pronounced.
“Great, I’m starved!” Gemma moaned.
No one else was with them, it was just the girls and Shurn.
“So Shurn, how long have you been giving these tours?” Helen asked while turning round to look at Shurn. He had gone!
“Shurn, Shurn, where are you?” Steph shouted.
“Don’t do this to us, we can’t find our way back!” Gemma started to panic.
“Where’s he gone?” Helen asked.
“How are we supposed to know?” Steph nagged.
“Ok, calm down, he gave us instructions at the beginning as what to do” Gemma pointed out.
“And they were?” Steph asked.
“Umm……. I don’t know!” Gemma screamed.
Gemma and Steph looked at Helen who was sucking her thumb.
“Don’t look at me!” Helen warned.
“Calm, let’s try and get out!” Gemma suggested.
“ Let’s go err…..which way did we come from?” Steph was muddled.
“That way!” Helen pointed in front of them.
“Are you sure?” Gemma asked.
“Look, I have a gift when it comes to directions” Helen bragged.
“Yeah right, we’ll trust you this time but if it’s wrong, you’re dead!”
Steph put her phsyco face on.
“Don’t give me that look, now let’s go!” Helen was in control.
The girls trekked along a very narrow path. They were going nowhere.
“”Helen. We’re going in circles, lets go back” Gemma suggested.
“NO! It has to come out somewhere!” Helen instructed.
“No Helen, I think Gem’s right, we should go back” Steph was tired.
“If I say no, then I mean NO, GOT IT?” Helen had gone barmy.
“Whatever Helen, just calm down” Gemma was getting scared of Helen’s attitude.
Helen was leading and Gemma and Steph were dragging behind. It was getting dark too.
“Helen, let’s rest, I can’t feel my feet anymore!” Gemma moaned.
“Ok, but not for too long, there’s some sort of clearing up ahead.” Helen pointed out.
The girls sat down and shared a drink from Steph’s backpack.
“That’s enough, let’s carry on.” Helen urged.
“Look Helen, you can’t force us!” Steph stuck up for herself and Gemma.
Helen walked up to Steph with a grin on her face. She pulled her hand back ready to slap Steph but Gemma stopped her.
“What do you think you’re doing Helen?” Gemma shouted in her face.
Helen just shook her head in shame.
“I’m soooo sorry Steph, I don’t know what came over me!” Helen apologised. Steph was ignoring Helen.
“Let’s just carry on” Gemma walked on.
Gem was leading now, Steph behind her and Helen at the back.
“Hey Helen, you’re right, there is a clearing up ahead!” Gemma shouted as she began to run. Steph and Helen started to run after her.
Just then Gemma disappeared and Steph shortly after her. Helen could hear screams as she approached the cliff edge, she was running too fast to stop and went over the cliff. Helen grabbed onto a branch.
“Gem, Steph, help me!” she screamed.
Helen looked up and realised she wasn’t holding onto a branch, but it was actually Steph’s foot. Steph was holding onto Gemma and Gemma was hanging onto a branch at the top.
“How do we get out of this one guys?” Helen asked.
“Shut up Helen, this is your fault, we’re now hanging on for dear life, are you happy?” Steph snapped.
“Sorry.” Helen mumbled back.
“Look, arguing won’t help, we have to get up somehow.” Gemma sounded calm but underneath she was scared shitless!
“Gemma, can you climb up?” Helen shouted up to Gemma.
“Not with you two hanging onto my legs!” Gemma replied.
“Ok Helen, can you climb up us?” Steph asked.
"Hold on, I’ll try and climb up Steph’s leg.”
“Ow Helen, you’re pulling my trousers off………Oh thanks Helen!” Steph complained. Helen had just pulled Steph’s trousers off.
“It’s a good job you’ve got shorts on underneath or I would’ve had to look at a very unpleasant sight for a long time!” Helen thought out loud.
“But we’re not going to be here for a long time so you don’t have to look at Steph’s knickers!” Gemma said.
“Will you two stop going on about my underwear!” Steph shouted.
“Soz.” Helen giggled.
“Who can help us now?” Gemma wondered in distress.
Just then a bolt of lightening struck the cliff followed by a puff of smoke.
The girls screamed and saw five manly figures standing above them. One of them were out of line and another one whispered “ Get in line Bry, this is professional you know!”
“Who are they Gem?” Helen asked as Gemma was the only one who could see what was going on. “There’s five blokes up here in tight lycra and capes. I can’t see their faces though!” Gemma explained.
“Yummy lycra, ask them who they are?” Steph drooled.
“Ok, umm, excuse me, who are you guys?” Gemma struggled.
One stepped forward out of the smoke, coughed and said in a manly voice “ I am Sexy Shane, a member of the Westlife Whizzers, the best super heroes you can find on the land.”
“The Westlife Whizzers, who are they then?” Helen was impatient.
“Sh, Sha, It’s Westlife but in tights!” Gemma stuttered.
“No, shut up Gem, who is it really!” Helen asked.
“I think she’s telling the truth Helen” Steph warned.
“Why, like Westlife would ever dress up in lycra and come to the Amazon rainforest, D’oh!” Helen laughed.
“Well, she’s just about to faint” Steph warned.
“Stop her, we’ll all fall!” Helen ordered.
Just as Gemma was rolling her eyes, a whirlwind appeared and they were on top of the cliff again.
“Wow, what just happened?” Steph sighed.
One stepped forward and pronounced “ I am Nifty Nicky, I am a Westlife Whizzer, I am here to protect and serve ma’am.”
He went back into the smoke and another one stepped out.
“I am Magnificent Mark and I belong to The Westlife Whizzers and we are here for you any time, any place.”
“I think we’ve gathered you’re called The Westlife Whizzers, I like that one too, especially in pink lycra!” Helen grinned.
“I am Kinky Kian, I am part of The West………” He was interupted by Gemma’s remark.
“Yeah yeah, we know you are the Westlife Whizzers, just say your names and we’ll have a nice chat later!”
“Ok, I’m Kinky Kian and I’m here for you!”
The final bloke stepped up and said in a high pitched voice, “ My names Big Bryan, we saved your lives!”
“You rescued us from that ledge?” Asked Helen.
“We did!” They all said in unison.
“Thanks, thank you very much!” Steph chirped.
“So what’s with the tights?” Gemma asked with a grin on her face.
Mark stepped forward and explained, “We wear different colours to show our strengths and likes. I’m pink because I’m muscley!” Then he leant forward and whispered in Helen’s ear “I really chose the colour because I like it!” Helen just giggled.
“I am Sexy Shane and I wear green because I control people’s envy!”
“I am Nifty Nicky and I wear blue because I cheer people up, to stop them being, well umm, blue!”
“I am Kinky Kian and I wear Orange because I am addicted to oranges!”
“And I am Big Bryan and I wear yellow because it was the last costume left!” he said in a very unhappy voice.
Sexy Shane gave him a punch “the real reason Bry!”
“Ok, I really wear yellow because I like daffodils.” He mumbled.
“Right, so how did you hear us?” Steph asked.
“We have Whizzer radars so we can hear anything anywhere in the world!” magnificent Mark replied.
“Wow, that’s impressive!” Gemma was surprised of their so-called ‘powers’.
“I’m getting a signal!” Kinky Kian burst out.
“What is it Kinks?” Big Bryan asked.
“Oops, sorry, it’s only Radio One!” He confessed.
“Oh, you’re always doing this!” Sexy Shane complained
. “Those radars are strong!” Helen exclaimed.
“We can pick up anything!” Magnificent Mark boasted.
“Here we are guys, a proper signal!” Nifty Nicky pronounced.
“What are you getting?” Steph asked.
“Earthquake in Moscow, very bad, urgently need help!” he shouted.
“Bye girls, nice meeting you, hope you get back ok,” they shouted as they said some funny poem and flew off in the air.
“Let’s get back to the hotel gals, I need some sleep!” Helen moaned.
“Ditto!” Gemma and steph agreed.
They were just about to move when they realised they were still lost in the middle of the Amazon rainforest with no guide.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!” They all screamed at once.